For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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