I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
not ubering you a puppy
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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