He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize