Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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