IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
we're so committed to being not committed
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