Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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