Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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