SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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