yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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