i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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