did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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