Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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