Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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