got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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