You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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