Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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