We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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