This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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