I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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