So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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