Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Dear god my vagina.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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