I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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