just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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