she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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