Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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