no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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