adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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