Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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