You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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