I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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