whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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