We need to rekindle our bromance
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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