So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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