she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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