so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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