My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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