I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Your penis caused this!
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