I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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