Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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