with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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