I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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