My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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