Got a toothbrush?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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