Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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