in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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