I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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