who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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