I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
