Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Rumble strips road head = magical
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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