Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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