NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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