I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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