well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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