Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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